Selfies

Me : Is this what you call a selfie?
Anthony : Meowwww.. yes
Me : Something seems not quite all correct with the picture.
Anthony : What are you saying ? Its perfect... .so clear , crisp you can even see the tan patch on my nose.
Me : But why am I in greyscale ?
Anthony : You don't know a thing about photography. ..you aren't in greyscale.. .you are in black & white.
Me : How.. .why ? And why are you in colour ?
Anthony : Do you see the wall n sofa chairs behind you... aren't they in their original colours ? My camera is a special one it snaps only the truth...true colour photography. 
Me : Bullshit.. .if that's so why are you in colour?
Anthony : That's maybe because I am truly a colourful character.. . he he he he he he.. .. as to why are you dark ... don't blame me.. .some of us are born golden n good looking and maybe to contrast us and maintain the balance in the world while playing his zero sum game, the maker also makes your kind... now no more questions please.

Am left wondering whether this bozo has taken my trip yet again ??? Now has he ?